Car Sex 101

If you decide to get adventurous and have sex in a car remember these good pointers.

1. Never get completely naked.
2. Never get out together naked thinking you are going to get dressed because your going to start having sex outside and shut the door.

These are two very good pointers as what will happen is you will find your naked horny self locked both of you out of the car. The only hope you have at this point is that you were smart enough to wire a key under your car for emergencies. If you do have a key wired under your car it’s probably for the same reason I have one there… Because you knew you wouldn’t learn your lesson the first time!

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