Nipples on Viagra!

I came across Nipple Enhancers on Fabsugar and could not stop laughing! The basic idea is one would place these ‘nipple enhancers’ into the bra and it gives the illusion that you have rock hard nipples! Now this is definitely a little deceitful that a woman would choose to use these, because a man will think that she has nice perfectly sized and shaped nipples when in reality, you do not. Can you imagine what a turn on it would be when you start messing around and the man goes to reach into your bra and he comes out with a fake plastic nipple, NOT! It is completely disgusting!  It’s as gross as forgetting you’re on your period and allowing a man onto third base only to find out he isn’t fondling you, it’s a tampon! So gross, right!

Why lie and be deceiving when you can use my new, just released to the market invention, ‘male nipple pincher’!! The great thing about this product is there are no upfront costs and no waiting for the package to arrive at your doorstep because it is right in front of you! Find a male friend willing (this shouldn’t be hard) to pinch your nipples as hard as they can, repeatedly! Viola! You’re nipples will be hard in no time! If you have experiences like I have, then you can find someone that will squeeze your nipples hard enough that by day three you’d think your nipples were on Viagra!  In addition, you’ll get the added benefit of walking around for three days hot, wet and bothered which your nipple enhancers will not do for you.

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