Dear Vacuous Women,
I am writing you today to thank you for all you do for women. It takes a selfless person to dedicate so much of their time to mold the male perception of the women in this world.
You have made it so men ‘know’ all women are empty-headed, foolish people who overreact to everything and anything. You should stand tall and proud as your teachings go rampant like a disease into the social strata. It is the hope of the poor intelligent, non-overreacting community of women that you could continue your selfless acts by procreating. This is the only way we can continue to be blessed with more women who will continue fighting for your cause to undermine the perception of women in future generations.
– Casey King