Relationships can look wonderful from the outside, once you enter into the realm of the relationship world you realize that the people turn into the incarnation of Satan. That is why I put together this handy little list to help prevent you from allowing things to escalate past the safe zone.
1. Insult – Create a mental list of your insults; light, moderate and downright nasty. That way you are armed with an array of ammunition to spice up your encounters with your infatuation each time you see them.
2. No Touching – Never EVER, under nearly any circumstances, touch in any way shape or form! This is very important, so pay attention! It’s said that a person’s touch reveals a lot about their feelings, and if that is true then the neon sign popping out of your head when touching would scream “INFATUATION”, which would absolutely not be good long term.